WikiLeaks have just released an email dump confirming that according to Common Sense (a book you should have read in high school), presidential fiat, and the word of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, it’s better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick in times like these.

China, in a secret agreement with Canada and Mexico, will invade at noon. President-in-waiting Joe Biden and his newly anointed candidate for Veep, Alexandria Ocasio-Niña-Pinta-Santa Maria-Cortez, say we must make a fast-track to citizenship available to the invaders; no more destitute people crying and dying at our borders!

President Trump responded in a rambling tweet storm that Jeffrey Epstein died of COVID-19 related causes and that he had nothing to do with it. But if he did it would have been tremendous. He also wanted to know what’s up with all the movies where jacked up male leads are obviously on steroids and shave their body hair.

Personally I would like to know how we can send a man to the moon (if we indeed did…), but my order of various luthier’s tools placed on Amazon 4.11.2020 still is in transit. FTS!