Who is willing to stoke the embers of The Cold War to escape blame for fucking up the election?
Lately I haven’t had the time or interest to share my thoughts about the recent election and the state of the world in general, but I’ll give you the tl:dr version as it stands today, January 9th, 2017.
When Trump announced I thought we were in for an 18-month comedy show (I was right).
As the campaign heated up it became apparent, with a little help from WikiLeaks (thanks Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning, for doing the job our domestic news media neglected) that the Democrats, among other things, had engaged in what was at the very least an informal conspiracy against first Bernie Sanders, and later, Donald Trump, aided by the aforementioned domestic, mainstream media.
It becomes clear that Hillary Clinton is Evil incarnated, with more skeletons in the closet then there are in the ground at Arlington National Cemetery. Given the choice between Evil and Trump, I’ll go for Trump any day of the week. I would have voted Hillary if either Ted Cruz or Mike Huckabee (both religious nutnicks who would have attempted to transform America to a theocracy ruled by a Christian version of Sharia law) were the Republican nominee.
Post election thousands, if not hundreds of thousands (millions?), of social justice warriors riot in the streets across the nation; “NOT MY PRESIDENT”.
Universities are offering grief counseling to traumatized students. For real. Tomorrow’s leaders are pissing themselves in fear and huddling in a corner with their comfort blankies when things don’t go their way. Deal with it, precious snowflakes; if you can’t handle this, the real world after you graduate from your gender issues studies is going to be a very brutal wake-up call.
The mainstream media and the Democratic party concoct a fake conspiracy narrative where Vladimir Putin sabotaged the election in Trump’s favor to explain away why the worst candidate in US history (the one with the vagina) didn’t win, and undermine Trump’s legitimacy.
I still think Trump is a narcissistic clown with poor impulse control, but whether you like it or not, he’s our president for the next four years, so get used to it. He is not Hitler and the world isn’t coming to an end. And I’m fresh out fucks to give about his pussy grabbing. Donald Trump may or may not have grabbed pussies (much to the delight of the pussies’ owners, no doubt). Bill Clinton raped and his wife led the cover-up.
I used to think of myself as a liberal. Just a plain, old fashioned liberal with liberal values. A somewhat left-leaning progressive. I don’t use those terms to describe myself any more. Not because I have changed, but because a massive wave of professional victims have changed their meaning.
I am a white, straight man who thinks there are only two genders. In SJW terms that means I’m a racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic member of the white, cis-male patriarchy who believes in, and uses (unapologetically), traditional pronouns. And I’m privileged for it.
I apologize if this little rant seems a bit disjointed and off the cuff (it is), but I just got off the phone with my health insurance company (Anthem Blue Cross) and it wasn’t a pleasant conversation. I’ll spare you the details, but why worry about the government coming between me and my doctor when my insurance company does such a good job of it? Obamacare, while well intended(?) is a massive gift to corporate America.
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