The Soda Bandit Strikes Again

The emperor of NYC, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, aka The Soda Bandit and the Trans Fat Gangsta, has proclaimed that no-one under the age of twenty-one can buy cigarettes in his city. This is fucking America. By the time you’re twenty-one you may have served in the military in combat zones for four years, but you can’t buy a pack of smokes in New Yorkistan? Gimme a fucking break! I sincerely wish a massive heart attack on this controlling billionaire who thinks his money entitles him to reshape the world to his perverted liking.

One thought on “The Soda Bandit Strikes Again

  1. He’s realizing it’s almost time to say bye-bye… and probably wants to get a last kick in. I’m surprised people have been putting up with it.

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