The Soda Bandit Strikes Again

The emperor of NYC, Mayor Michael Bloomberg, aka The Soda Bandit and the Trans Fat Gangsta, has proclaimed that no-one under the age of twenty-one can buy cigarettes in his city. This is fucking America. By the time you’re twenty-one you may have served in the military in combat zones for four years, but you can’t buy a pack of smokes in New Yorkistan? Gimme a fucking break! I sincerely wish a massive heart attack on this controlling billionaire who thinks his money entitles him to reshape the world to his perverted liking.

1 thought on “The Soda Bandit Strikes Again

  1. He’s realizing it’s almost time to say bye-bye… and probably wants to get a last kick in. I’m surprised people have been putting up with it.

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