My New HP TouchPad (yeah, I know they discontinued it).

So the little woman gave me a tablet PC for Winter Solstice, something my inner Luddite had sworn he never would agree to. But I turned on myself and I’m starting to get a little hooked and I have to learn a new lingo (remember I’m 52 y/o). Right now I need to figure out what a launcher is, then find out how to get that bar back at the bottom of the screen with the button that launched (really?) all those cool icons. Then I need an app killer (or so I’ve been told) and a thingy that speeds up the kernel, lol. Oh Lord, next thing you know I’ll be getting a smartphone.