This is the traditional way of felling a tree for Christmas in Norway. And they say Americans are gun crazed. That was a pretty scrawny tree, if you ask me. Yet another reason to ban xmas.
I just added a new category, “The War On Christmas”. It will be mostly a seasonal thing for use in the run-up to Christmas. I hate Christmas!
Norwegians are experiencing a butter shortage. This is big, important news; even Al Jazeera is reporting on it. Bad as this is (Norwegians love their butter), it happens at the worst possible time – right before Christmas – when butter is needed the most for traditional Christmas cookie baking. I say it’s a gift from the gods in The War On Christmas. Go Vinterblot!
I support the war on Christmas. Looks like somebody already took care of it. Or maybe he’s just drunk? I suspect a sexual motive.