My New Fake Blog

I just set up as a feder blog for I thought my introductory post was funny, so I’m re-posting it here.

I wish I were posting on my REAL blog!

15 Dec

This is just an introductory post to let everyone know about my REAL blog, – The Truth About Everything. I’ll be posting the occasional teaser post here on my WordPress blog, but the sole reason for is to be a feeder for the REAL thing. So go ahead and bookmark right away; you know you will sooner or later.

The following is just some random text to get the spiders started. My apologies if you feel you were lured here by false pretense. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Thanks for your time.

Best Regards,

Obama sex scandal: Michelle Obama’s secret life as a dominatrix revealed. Donald Trump commits suicide (hallelujah!)? The ACLU goes public – registers with NYSE for their IPO. All Guatanamo Bay detainees to be given amnesty according to anonymous White House source close to the president. The Supreme Court overturns Roe v Wade. Effective immediately abortion is a federal crime. Newt Gingrich withdraws from GOP race, endorses Christine O’Donnell. Michele Bachmann confirmed HIV positive. Marcus Bachmann to wed Chaz Bono. Oral Roberts University to offer degree in oral sex. Evangelical Christianity declared the state religion in historic amendment to the constitution. Clint Eastwood abducted by aliens. Elvis confirmed alive and well. Charles Manson escapes from jail, goes on killing rampage. Pakistan nukes American bases in Afghanistan. Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia secede from Union, reinstate slavery. Rick Perry tarred and feathered by mad atheists. God declared dead: scientists claim to have found His remains in orbit around Jupiter. Satan suspected to be behind divine killing. Jesus has returned to appear on Oprah, says it was all a joke. Mel Gibson goes to Jewish hell. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defects to the US, seeks Burger King franchise. Israel announces nuclear Armageddon to commence in the middle east come passover 2012, citing being sick and tired of the never-ending squabble with the Palestinians. Marijuana decriminalized in surprise bill from Congress. President declares world peace. Cuba to become 51st American state.

Tell Corporations To Stick To Business

Tell corporations to stick to business.

I just received this e-mail. I acted on it. So should you.

Dear Lars,

Once upon a time, corporations existed to produce goods and provide services to customers.

But these days it seems like corporations have a new priority – namely, spending millions to elect politicians who will do their bidding.

It doesn’t have to be this way. We can take back our democracy.

Please sign our petition urging corporations to refrain
from political spending in 2012!

The Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision opened the floodgates to special interest money in our elections. That money is now threatening to drown out the voices of ordinary Americans like you and me.

And while there are lots of options for reversing Citizens United, we can’t wait two, five or ten years for politicians to take action to fix our broken system.

We need to do something NOW. Let’s remind corporations to stick to business and refrain from political spending in the 2012 elections.

Sign our petition today, and we’ll deliver it to the top 500 corporations – starting with Bank of America, our #1 target as chosen by you, our Common Cause members and activists.

Thanks for all you do,

Bob Edgar
and the rest of the team at Common Cause

P.S. Please forward this message to four friends who also want to see corporations doing more to strengthen community, not investing in politics that divide it.