Son Of Santa

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ted Bundy.
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean… Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!

Now tell me that wasn’t hysterically funny!

Somebody Killed Santa

I support the war on Christmas. Looks like somebody already took care of it. Or maybe he’s just drunk? I suspect a sexual motive.

Dead Santa