Election 2012 – Making Sure My Blog Is Current

I know I’m a little late on this one, but for those of you who haven’t been paying attention, Obama won re-election and Willard Mittens Money lost. Reports from sources close to the loser says he wasn’t happy at all. Apparently rich people hate it when they can’t have what they paid for. Whatever.

Now we’ll have a one-year brake before prepping for the 2014 mid-terms begins after which the madness of 2016 starts.

Kucinich/Sanders 2016!

May God bless us all!

Final Presidential Debate 2012: The Tranquilizer in Boca Raton

  • Can’t we all just get along?
  • China is bad!
  • I agree with everything the President has done, but I would have done it sooner and better.
  • The military had more horses in 1916.
  • Let’s take a step back and view the bigger picture that America can’t lead from behind if we don’t fix the economy and get really high paying jobs for everybody and Obama-care is repealed and we start loving Jesus more.

My opinion, as an independent observer, is that there is a chance that either Mittens or Obama will win, and it won’t much matter who.

Presidential Debate #2 2012: The Huff ‘N’ Puff In Hempstead, NY

It’s been a few days and I apologize for the delay in my punditry. It just goes to show my waning interest for the subject after 18 months of merciless onslaught from those who think the world would be a better place if they where elected to rule the rest of us.

BTW, I was born just a few towns over from Hempstead on Long Island in Glen Cove Community Hospital, so this debate was kinda personal for me. Not.

The consensus among us pundits seems to be that Obama came out the winner after suffering a near knockout two weeks ago and Romney came off as a bullying cocksucker. But make no mistake about it; it really doesn’t matter. Your life won’t change one way or another no matter who wins. They’re both trained monkeys doing the bidding of their masters. America has grown into a monster that can’t be controlled.

Despite what I’ve just said, here are my wishes for the upcoming “election” (note the very conscious use of quotation marks; your vote really doesn’t matter diddley squat, no matter what they taught you in civics class). I hope Romney jumps on the first space flight to rejoin his Father on Kolob (and stays there) and I hope Obama gets a second term, but just because he seems like a nicer guy. Either way, nothing’s gonna change.

So there you have it my friends. My prediction is that either Romney or Obama will win. Nothing will change. We will have about two years of respite before the circus starts again and America will sink ever deeper into decline towards an idiocracy and we will eventually become extinct because we watch so much reality TV that we forget to procreate

Presidential Debate 2012 #1: The Disaster In Denver

I think Romney violated one of his articles of faith and had some Red Bull before he went on stage last night. He may go to hell for it, but it paid off for him (in the short term, I don’t think he’ll enjoy hell). He looked energized, confident, even comfortable (for the first time in the entire campaign) and dominated the debate.

I don’t know what Obama had been drinking, maybe somebody slipped him a mickey; he looked unprepared, timid at times, and dazed by Mittens’ attacks. At first I thought maybe he was rope-a-doping, letting Willard tire himself out, but he never came off the ropes like Ali did, and the punishment continued. While it didn’t end in a KO, it was, in my expert opinion as a couch pundit, a victory for Romney. Not so much in content (Romney was his usual, lying self), but in performance, and that’s probably what matters most to a largely uninformed, ignorant and attention-span challenged electorate.

Oh yeah, Jim Lehrer just had to have his last moment of glory, but failed miserably. Instead of going out on a high-note, he fizzled out with a whimper. He was aiming for Greatest Moderator in history, instead he will be remembered as a doormat. Hubris will get you in the end

Primary Frustration

Am I the only one who’s pissed that the primary is all set and done before it even reaches my state? A good half of the country (probably more; I didn’t bother to do the math) should feel disenfranchised as voters right about now. Democracy my fucking ass. Last time around I changed my party affiliation from Independent to Democrat, and wouldn’t you know, my guy dropped out before “super” Tuesday because he was hopelessly outspent by Barack & Hillary. Imagine if the general election were to be held over a period of six months. What a fucking joke.

So now we have the choice between Willard and Barack. What’s the difference? One straps dogs to the roof of his car and the other has funny ears. Skin tone is about the same.

Don’t kid yourself. America is about as democratic as Sudan. We live in a two-party dictatorship owned and paid for by corporations.

Super Tuesday

So it’s Super-Duper Tuesday,  Wolf Blitzer and the rest of the 24-hour news cycle pundit-sphere (hey, I’m getting good at this!) are peeing their pants in pure excitement as the predictions, results and too-close-to-calls are starting to trickle in.who-gives-a-fuck Well I’ve got better things to do (scratch my ass/balls, pick my nose, masturbate, watch paint dry, organize my sock drawer, pull the wings off of flies, drown kittens, roofie & defile a teen…you know; important shit) and am quite happy to learn about the outcome on Who-Gives-A-Flying-Fuck Wednesday.

Mitt Taken Down A Notch

Mitt Romney got bitch-slapped in yesterday’s caucuses (cauci?)/primary in Missouri, Minnesota and Colorado. The most moderate GOP candidate yielded the stage to the most extreme and repulsive; Rick Santorum. Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul are nobodies (Ham and Smurf), hanging along for the ride. And Obama is all smiles.

The 2012 Iowa Caucuses

So, tonight we find out who the next President of The United States of America will be. Buh-bye, Obama!

No? Oh, it’s the first in a series of GOP primaries to determine who Obama’s opponent will be in November.

Oh wait, it’s the latest (but, alas, not the last) act in that traveling freak show of liars, gangsters, corporate stooges and spineless fucktards who believe the world would be a better place if only he/she were in control. Never mind.