Presidential Debate #2 2012: The Huff ‘N’ Puff In Hempstead, NY

It’s been a few days and I apologize for the delay in my punditry. It just goes to show my waning interest for the subject after 18 months of merciless onslaught from those who think the world would be a better place if they where elected to rule the rest of us.

BTW, I was born just a few towns over from Hempstead on Long Island in Glen Cove Community Hospital, so this debate was kinda personal for me. Not.

The consensus among us pundits seems to be that Obama came out the winner after suffering a near knockout two weeks ago and Romney came off as a bullying cocksucker. But make no mistake about it; it really doesn’t matter. Your life won’t change one way or another no matter who wins. They’re both trained monkeys doing the bidding of their masters. America has grown into a monster that can’t be controlled.

Despite what I’ve just said, here are my wishes for the upcoming “election” (note the very conscious use of quotation marks; your vote really doesn’t matter diddley squat, no matter what they taught you in civics class). I hope Romney jumps on the first space flight to rejoin his Father on Kolob (and stays there) and I hope Obama gets a second term, but just because he seems like a nicer guy. Either way, nothing’s gonna change.

So there you have it my friends. My prediction is that either Romney or Obama will win. Nothing will change. We will have about two years of respite before the circus starts again and America will sink ever deeper into decline towards an idiocracy and we will eventually become extinct because we watch so much reality TV that we forget to procreate

Clueless Students “Celebrating” St. Patrick’s Day at West Virginia University

This is our future. These kids think they’re cool and rebellious, sticking it to the parent generation, but really, this is the definition of sheeple, giving in to peer pressure and being too afraid to even attempt to produce an independent thought lest your buddies should think you’re lame. I wonder how many of them are even of Irish descent.

My comment to this video got a few nasty replies on YouTube, most along the line of “moron, people like to have fun and college is a good place to have it, so fuck you gramps”. It’s also a good place to get an education. Frankly, at this point I’m starting to question the value of an American college degree, everything is so watered down and the average student graduates clueless about anything but partying. These are the kids who will flip burgers for a living five years down the road complaining that they can’t get a job even with a college degree.

America is descending into an idiocracy on so many levels. Hopefully I’ll be dead before we hit rock bottom.