On Man Caves

If you have a room in your house that you refer to as your “man cave” where you watch football on a large flat-screen TV (but you don’t play yourself because you busted your knee in high school and that ruined your chances of a pro career) and porn on your computer, drink beer and do tactical dry-fire (really, you shouldn’t use live ammo in the house) drills with your Glock, it’s not a man cave. And you’re not a man.