A Spoonful Of Suger Doesn’t Help The Coffee Go Down

I don’t like sugar in my coffee. I think sugar in coffee is an abomination. I don’t trust people who like sugar in their coffee. I really fucking hate it when they put sugar in my coffee at Dunkin’ Donuts when I clearly, loudly and with perfect enunciation and diction declare that I DO NOT WANT SUGAR IN MY GODDAMN FUCKING COFFEE!