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Pissing On The Taliban
This one got me a new fan on HuffPo, so I’ll repost it here.
Soldiers from times immemorial have been hired and trained by chieftains, kings, popes and governments to act inhumanely and kill. That’s their job. When the fighting is done and the dust settles we shouldn’t be too upset if they let off a little steam by pissing on the enemy they just killed. Purely a symbolic gesture. It goes with the territory. Instead of showing fake moral indignation, we should concentrate our focus on not getting involved in so many wars in the first place. *That’s* the true insult to human decency.
Man Tortured To Death In America
I somehow didn’t catch this when it happened. An American citizen tortured to death by American police on American soil. No accountability so far, nobody even disciplined. Not a slap on the wrist of the people who peppersprayed a naked, bound and gagged man to death. Police state anyone? Start stocking up for the policeocalypse. No fucking joke.
Corporate Avenger – Jesus Christ Homosexual
Not saying that it’s good,
Not saying that it’s right,
But the Virgin Mary may have been
A hermaphorodite.
Motherfuckin’ go!
Motherfuckin’ go!
Motherfuckin’ go!
God is good, God is great,
I think that he might be gay.
Not saying God is gay,
Not saying that at all.
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
There might be a little fag in us all.
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
They say that God hates Fags,
They walk around so pissed.
Disguise their hate as love,
But have they thought of this.
He made us in his image,
Now listen to what I say.
Then it’s a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Not saying God is gay,
Not saying that at all.
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
There might be a little fag in us all.
He made us in his image,
Now listen to what I say.
Then it’s a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.
Not saying that it’s good,
Not saying that it’s right,
But could the Virgin Mary have been a hermaphorodite?
She was with a child without having a man?
And that’s not the only thing that I don’t understand.
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Christmas Tree Hunting In Norway
This is the traditional way of felling a tree for Christmas in Norway. And they say Americans are gun crazed. That was a pretty scrawny tree, if you ask me. Yet another reason to ban xmas.
When I Was A Little Boy
When I was a little boy we didn’t have cable TV, and the TV we had was black and white. When I was a little boy there weren’t pedophiles lurking around every corner, so we walked to school. It was uphill both ways and the snow was always knee deep. When I was a little boy we didn’t have video games, so we went outside and played. With other kids. When I was a little boy we didn’t have Internet porn, so we had to learn about sex from Playboy and fumbling in the dark. When I was a little boy we didn’t have streaming Netflix, so we went to the movie theater. Today you can stand on top of Mount Everest and order pizza for takeout with your satellite phone, but it’s a fucking inconvenience if it takes more than 45 minutes to get it delivered.
Butter Shortage In Norway
Norwegians are experiencing a butter shortage. This is big, important news; even Al Jazeera is reporting on it. Bad as this is (Norwegians love their butter), it happens at the worst possible time – right before Christmas – when butter is needed the most for traditional Christmas cookie baking. I say it’s a gift from the gods in The War On Christmas. Go Vinterblot!
Kiss Covers Rick Astley’s ’80s Hit “Never Gonna Give You Up”
I laughed so hard watching this video my tummy hurts.
Testing New Video Plugin – Viper’s Video Quicktags
Testing 1-2-3…
I gotta tell ya, I’m liking it! I’ll probably just use YiouTube’s standard embed codes, but go with Viper’s plugin for everything else.
My Wife’s Alpaca Gets Gelded
Here’s a neat little video of an Alpaca losing his nuts.