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Shit Happens
No really, it does. Here are some ladies talking openly about it.
Non-Violent Response To A Dickhead
Violinist Lukáš Kmit shows us the classy way to deal with a dickhead. BRAVO, BRAVO!
Spanking God’s Step Children
I came across this and just had to share this one, too. Why? You’d have to know me. Anyway, when girls are naughty they have to be disciplined. It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. We don’t want civilization to crumble, do we?
I added this to NSF, but you’re boss would have to be a total asshole if you got in trouble. In which case you might have to be spanked.
A Quiet Moment
A came across this, and how could I not share it.
Education will save us – More people to college
Higher education is the panacea that will solve America’s problems. Or not.
Pissing On The Taliban
This one got me a new fan on HuffPo, so I’ll repost it here.
Soldiers from times immemorial have been hired and trained by chieftains, kings, popes and governments to act inhumanely and kill. That’s their job. When the fighting is done and the dust settles we shouldn’t be too upset if they let off a little steam by pissing on the enemy they just killed. Purely a symbolic gesture. It goes with the territory. Instead of showing fake moral indignation, we should concentrate our focus on not getting involved in so many wars in the first place. *That’s* the true insult to human decency.
Man Tortured To Death In America
I somehow didn’t catch this when it happened. An American citizen tortured to death by American police on American soil. No accountability so far, nobody even disciplined. Not a slap on the wrist of the people who peppersprayed a naked, bound and gagged man to death. Police state anyone? Start stocking up for the policeocalypse. No fucking joke.
Corporate Avenger – Jesus Christ Homosexual
Not saying that it’s good,
Not saying that it’s right,
But the Virgin Mary may have been
A hermaphorodite.
Motherfuckin’ go!
Motherfuckin’ go!
Motherfuckin’ go!
God is good, God is great,
I think that he might be gay.
Not saying God is gay,
Not saying that at all.
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
There might be a little fag in us all.
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
They say that God hates Fags,
They walk around so pissed.
Disguise their hate as love,
But have they thought of this.
He made us in his image,
Now listen to what I say.
Then it’s a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Not saying God is gay,
Not saying that at all.
But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.
Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.
There might be a little fag in us all.
He made us in his image,
Now listen to what I say.
Then it’s a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.
Not saying that it’s good,
Not saying that it’s right,
But could the Virgin Mary have been a hermaphorodite?
She was with a child without having a man?
And that’s not the only thing that I don’t understand.
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Homosexual
Homosexual
Christmas Tree Hunting In Norway
This is the traditional way of felling a tree for Christmas in Norway. And they say Americans are gun crazed. That was a pretty scrawny tree, if you ask me. Yet another reason to ban xmas.