I didn’t want to be the only website on the Internet without this picture, so here you go. Google the story if you’re interested. I’m guessing it’s as much about exhibitionism as it is about yoga or breastfeeding. Enjoy.
Category Archives: Not Safe For Work
7 Dirty Words Policy For .US Domains
The registry for .us domains, NuLevel, has a policy that forbids seven specific “dirty” words in a domain name. I found out the hard way (not really that much of a hardship, but it pissed me off that my domain got cancelled without explenation) and will list them here in no particular order of importance for your enlightenment.
WARNING: Adult language – Reader Discretion Cautioned!
- Motherfucker, and
- Tits (really, tits?!?)
Brings to mind the classic George Carlin routine where he lists the dirty words you can’t use on broadcast TV. Oddly enough the words are identical. Coincidence? Me thinks not. Be advised this is NOT a joke.
Happy Birthday, Wife!
My wife Marianne is 44 years old today. She’s not as good looking as she was when we first met, but I’d still hit it (if could find my Viagra). I have dirty pictures of her, but she said not to put them on the Internet or she would withhold sex for the rest of my life. How ’bout this bitch, if you can get it up, we can have sex any time you want. Happy birthday, sugar pumpkin!
Here’s a current picture. I know…
How Can You NOT Support Title 9?
I’ve always been a sports lover. Now I love it even more.
Marilyn Manson – Born Villain
So Brian Hugh Warner, AKA Marilyn Manson, is at it again with a new song, Born Villain. I’ve never been a huge fan of Marilyn Manson, but I think he has some good stuff and at some point may have even had a “mission”, so to speak. Maybe I’m getting old, maybe he is, but this one just didn’t do much for me, either musically or visually/artistically. My guess is he’s trying to regain his waning celebrity with shock value for the sake of shocking. It will probably work on some people. I don’t know, I just wasn’t impressed.
On a different note, YouTube certainly has changed policy on what can be posted. Close-ups of shaved vaginas with eyeballs inserted? What’s with that? Parental advisory, lol!
Pregnant Jessica Simpson In The Nude – For Real
Jessica Simpson poses in the nude and very much pregnant on the cover of the latest (April 2012) issue of Elle. Now I don’t have a really big preggo fetish, but I’m open for experimentation.
No really, it does. Here are some ladies talking openly about it.
Spanking God’s Step Children
I came across this and just had to share this one, too. Why? You’d have to know me. Anyway, when girls are naughty they have to be disciplined. It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it. We don’t want civilization to crumble, do we?
I added this to NSF, but you’re boss would have to be a total asshole if you got in trouble. In which case you might have to be spanked.
A Quiet Moment
A came across this, and how could I not share it.
My Wife’s Alpaca Gets Gelded
Here’s a neat little video of an Alpaca losing his nuts.