To Cut Or Not To Cut, That Is The Question

I remember listening to the right-wing religious “therapist” “Dr” Laura on the radio some time ago (yeah, I used to do that for laughs once in a while) having a rant about circumcision. Basically what she said was that anyone that was against cutting the skin was an anti-Semitic hate monger, not to mention grossly unhygienic and a possible disease carrier. “Dr” Laura, behind her facade of self-righteous religious moralism, has, as we all know, a history of posing for nudies, but I’m not going to hold that against her. Just thought I’d mention it.

Child being genitally mutilated.

"There's not much pain involved and they won't remember it when they grow up. My son cried more when he got his first hair cut." ~ Anonymous mohel.

According to statistics 70% of the current male population in America have been circumcised. Depending on how you count (synagogue affiliation or not), Jews only make up between approximately 1.5-2% of the population. So who hates the 103 million men that have been circumcised, but are not Jews, and why? I can’t imagine why “Dr” Laura even cares. First of all, she’s not a real Jew, and, more importantly, she doesn’t have a cock. I wonder what her stance would be if God had made a pact with Sarah that she should cut off her labia. Possibly converting to Judaism wouldn’t have been quite as tempting.

I don’t know if it’s more or less hygienic to be cut or uncut. I would assume that a circumcised, unwashed, dick would smell bad and maybe carry around some bacteria, so my advice would be to always wash down below, whether you’re skinned or not, at least if you have some hopes of ever getting a blowjob. Personally I have all the parts I was born with save for a few brain cells and maybe some hair. And yet I don’t hate circumcised men. Frankly I couldn’t care less about anybody’s cock but my own, and it’s staying just the way it is, thank you! Nor do I hate Jews, but I do have a strong dislike for one (fake) Jew in particular.

Shit That I Fucking Hate!

  • Old geezers at the gym (I’m talking about the guys old enough to be my father, 70+) prancing around in the locker room naked, bending over sticking their wrinkly asses in my face, taking 10 minutes to shave with their dicks rubbing against the sink, getting dressed, first putting on their socks, then shirt, then the necktie, THEN THEIR FUCKING UNDER PANTS!!! That’s the WRONG FUCKING ORDER DUDE!
  • The idiot who uses the squat rack for curls, then walks across the gym to do ten minutes on the rowing machine, then comes back and is pissed at me because I grabbed the rack for what it’s meant to be used for while he was gone. I told the fucker he could have it back if he could take it from me.
  • The local fire department who blocks off the main road through my town almost every fucking weekend to hold “boot collections” during the busiest shopping hours when everybody is out driving. It’s a traffic hazard, not to mention a fucking nuisance. Begging for money is getting out of control in this country. I realize that every good cause needs funding, but enough’s enough already!
  • Junk mail that looks like official government letters or bills. Borderline fraud if you ask me.
  • Companies who make you jump through hoops before they honor the warranty on a product you paid thousands of dollars for that broke after 3 months.
  • When you click on the link that says “unsubscribe from this mailing list” and the fucking spam continues to fill up your mailbox.
  • Malware, spyware, browser hijackers, viruses etc. If you install something on my computer and I didn’t ask for it it’s just as bad as if you come into my house uninvited, and if I catch you I’ll fucking BREAK YOUR LEGS!
  • Politicians who violate the public’s trust and use their positions for personal gain. Seems like every other Governor these days are either in jail or committing a crime that qualifies for jail. Whatever happened to seeking public office to SERVE and not for PERSONAL POWER? We should never have given up public floggings and tarring and feathering.
  • The elitist attitude of my local NPR affiliate. It’s pretty much the only sane otlet left for reliable broadcast news left to me, but when they do a 15-minute piece about some obscure classical composer that nobody’s heard of and nobody cares about right in the middle of prime news time THEY’RE WASTING MY FUCKING TIME!!!
  • All the commercial radio stations that label themselves as “(insert your state’s name here)’s best classic rock station”, yet they all seem to have the same playlist of about 50 songs on a non-stop rotation. Video didn’t kill the radio star, Clear Channel did.
  • All the products at the super market labeled as being FAT FREE, making people think they are healthy or good for weight loss, but fail to metion that they contain loads of sugar.
  • Fatties who sue McDonald’s because they got fat eating burgers and fries. Gimme a fucking break!
  • Politicians who check the polls and public opinion before forming their own. Whatever happened to LEADERSHIP?
  • Racists, xenophobes, homophobes, bigots of any orientation.
  • People who don’t think for themselves.
  • Self proclaimed experts (any field) who not only think they know everything, but they’re the ONLY ones who do, and anybody who dares disagree with them are idiots.
  • People who try to make themselves look good by making others look bad.
  • I was gonna say that I fucking hate Guidos, but those Youtube videos are really hilarious!
  • Jesus freaks who try to convince me that if I don’t share THEIR values I’m a bad and immoral person.
  • I really fucking hate it when I have to dig around in the protein tub to find the goddam fucking scoop. Fuck that shit!
  • I could go on and on and on and on, but since I hate whiners and complainers I’m gonna stop here.

Chris Christie’s Text To Joe Scarborough: Is George Soros Next On ‘Morning Joe’? (VIDEO)

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. I just grabbed this post from Huffington Post using the Get This widget in WordPress. Sue me. I’m not sure if I’m going to make a habit of it, but right now I did it just because I could. Just like I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. Watcha gonna do Arianna, watcha gonna do bitch?

Chris Christie’s Text To Joe Scarborough: Is George Soros Next On ‘Morning Joe’? (VIDEO).

New Jersey governor Chris Christie joined the chorus of conservatives who criticize “Morning Joe” and co-host Joe Scarborough for leaning too far to the left.

On Monday, Christie — who is one of Mitt Romney’s most prominent supporters — texted host Scarborough in the middle of the show, asking, “Who’s next this morning on ‘Morning Joe’ to talk about the GOP race — George Soros?” The New Yorker’s David Remnick had just finished discussing the GOP frontrunners.

Scarborough, a Republican and a former Congressman from Florida, has long been the target of conservatives who say that the show hosts far more left-leaning guests than right-leaning ones. In November, he defended his show against those allegations, and also hit out at right-wing bloggers who labeled him a “RINO” (Republican in name only).

Both Scarborough and co-host Mika Brzezinski took Christie’s remark in stride on Monday. Scarborough noted that their next guest was actually “a small-government conservative,” while Brzezinski added, “And by the way, Governor Christie is more than welcome to come join the conversation any time he would like.”

Scarborough extended the friendly invitation, saying, “Chris, any time you wanna come buddy.”

Introductory Post

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I’ve been meaning to get this blog up and running for ages, but between having nothing better to do and only twenty-four hours a day to not do it, I couldn’t find the time. Yet, here it is. I first tried Joomla, but it was just too complicated, so I went with WordPress.

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