- $80 Glarry Telecaster (to find out if I can even relearn to play at 1977 level and also use as an experimental modding platform). Check!*
- A 5-gallon bucket full of Telecaster hardware & electronics. Check!*
- Basic practice amp Check!*
- Tube amp/combo
- Nice modeling amp(?)
- Something nicer T-style Check!*
- Something nicer S-style
- EVH Standard Check!*
- Something nice (Shecter Omen Extreme-6 Check!*).
- Something ES 335ish Check!*
- A bass
- Basic tools for guitar setup and maintenance Check!*
- Some basic pedals
- Electronic drum kit
- Keyboard/MIDI controller
- Basic recording equipment incl. mics, interface & software Check!*
- Learn how to make guitars
* All checked items are currently in a warehouse in Newtown, CT, USA (10.23.2021). <extremely_sadface>