Gay rights, marriage equality, universal health care, gun rights, NRA, Bloomberg, Piers Morgan, twenty dead kids in Sandy Hook, abortion, female reproductive rights, pedophile priests, senate filibuster, sequester, 16 oz. soda ban, financial collapse, bomb Iran, bomb North-Korea, Syrian revolution, Israel, Palestine, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Atheists, Republicans, FOX News, Democrats, baggers, leftists, MSNBC, ad nauseam, ad infinitum…

…can’t we all just fucking get along?